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Here's the lyrics to some of the songs we are currently playing out. They are in no particular order, and we didn't pick any particular songs, either. Here's how we chose: these are the songs who lyrics we already had typed in and lying around on somebody's hard drive. How's that for lazy?

The links after the title of each song are download links by source, either a CD title or live show name.

I've been bugging the guys to write me out more lyrics, so I hope to have some more up here soon.

This page is old and out of date. We now have lyrics links on the music page next to each song. There are more lyrics there than there are here, check it out.

Building A Bridge To The 1950's
(words : Dan Bonn Music: The Experiments)

The Experiments CD
Blind Melons 12-12-2004

Building a bridge to the 1950's
Like the last 50 years never even existed
Let's get back to a time and a place
When we never asked questions and we all said grace

Let's suppress the right to vote
Let me shove my puritan views down your throat
Let's bring Joe McCarthy back from the grave

We'll start by villainizing the hacks
Like Ginsburg, Dylan and Kerouac
Let's take Woody Guthrie's guitar and
SMASH IT! SMASH IT! SMASH IT INTO PIECES

Building a bridge to the 1950's
Like the last 50 years never even existed
Return with us now to those days of yore
When nobody had sex and nobody swore

Let's put Lenny Bruce back on trial
While we're at it get Carlin and Richard Pryor
None of them are even Hee Haw funny to me

Why don't we outlaw Rock'n'Roll,
Punk Rock, Hip Hop, Blues and Soul
Just conservative talk shows on the radio and we'll
BLAST IT! BLAST IT! BLAST IT TILL THEIR EARS BLEED

Let's round up all the left coast subversives
We'll send `em to Guantanamo to see how the surf is
Make crosses from the letters in the Hollywood sign
So the writers and directors can be crucified

Let's storm the colleges and hang the professors
Let's build a bonfire for all of the text books
Liberal arts sounds awfully suspicious to me

We'll put prayer back in schools but take out sex education
Start teaching all of them our views on creation
Let's head for the science department and
BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT TO THE GROUND

Building a bridge to the 1950's
Like the last 50 years never even existed
Let's get back to a time and a place
When we never asked questions and we all said grace

Let's build a bridge to the 1950's
When the fear of god kept the spirit restricted
A black and white world gee, won't it be swell
We'll have heaven on earth and you can all
Go to hell

Functioning Member
(words: Dan Bonn, Music: The Experiments)

The Experiments CD
Blind Melons 12-12-2204
Andrew & Russ' Party
Rock & Roll Weekend

I'm a walking talking living breathing
Functioning member of society
I'm a hard working tax paying mean
Money making machine
I'm an upstanding vote casting chord
Bashing champion of what I believe
An opinionated nerve grated frustrated
Man in the street

Nobody's listening to what we say
We're swept under the rug while the
Deals are made
Empty promises fade away

I'm a pot smoking beer drinking
clear thinking fan of insobriety
I'm an x-rated dark shaded
Complicated sort of a guy
I'm a suffocated space invaded hope
faded prisoner of the modern age
I'm an independent unrepentant
Freedom loving son of a bitch

Everybody's talking `bout what's
Right or wrong but the definition
Changes with the side you're on
You got lots to say
So do I

No loud shouting hate spouting fist
Pounding bastards gonna stifle my
Voice or convince me that my
Opinion don't count for anything

Disposable Culture
( Bonn )

The Experiments CD

So many trends come and go
in the course of a year
so many idiotic fads
that quickly disapear
no substance that i can see
just a world sold on mediocrity
everybody's so easily amused

I wanna know who the hell makes up this stuff
i wanna get some names
don't you think we've had enough
doesn't anyone complain

corporate franchised conformity
breeding fast food , mall mentality
everybody's so easily amused

In this disposable culture nothing lasts too
long before it all gets thrown away
it gets devoured by vultures, not a chance to
nurture anything that might get saved

Create hype, light the fuse
all you need is a spark
as the bandwagon jumpers
crouch down on their marks
but before they can get their cue
the next big thing becomes last weeks news
fasion victims left without a clue

the lines have all been blurred beyond recognition
Retroactive style becomes the new tradition

what sucked once upon a time
+ what sucks now = sucks x 5
the better parts of the present and past are ignored

chew it up, spit it out ...

Ready, Willing and Able
( Bonn )

The Experiments CD
Blind Melon's 12-12-2004

I'm ready
been waiting in the wings for far too long
I been hiding from the fear that I was wrong
I've been up and down and in between
I've taken notes of what I've seen
and though I might be wrong I just don't care

I'm willing
to do what it will take to get things done
all the obstacles before me will be gone
and though new ones soon will take their place
experience accumulates
I'll face them with the knowledge I'll have gained

everything is pointing towards this moment
being all i'd hoped for
I might get shot down but that's the breaks
confidence is high and so am I
this time I'm feeling lucky
what have I got to lose ?

I'm able
to see beyond the confines of the past
and i have the strength to reach beyond
it's grasp
I've invested time and energy
got faith in my abilities
of course I know there aint no guarentees

but . . .

Relief

The Experiments CD (studio)
The Experiments CD (live)

Yeah, yeah, yeah
everytime I turn around
theres always something creepingup on me
everytime i look around
there's always something following me
i need to find a break
through all the confusion
i need to find a way
to get me some relief
a little relief

yeah, yeah, yeah
here we go another day
spinning me in circles
here we go another day
try'na drag me down
I need to find a break
through all the confusion
i need to find a way
to get me some relief
a little relief

ooh baby , gotta get me some
relief . . .

Detatched From Reality

The Experiments CD (live)
Who The Hell Are They?

Blank faces staring at nothing but
empty spaces and distant spots
I wonder what they see
feel so detatched from reality
nothing's what it appears to be
it's all a blur to me
I need a distraction from the slow
parade of time as it passes
need a new perspective on my life
constant clarity can get to be too
much for me .
I need a change of
mind every once in awhile

Been thinking disconnected thoughts
kind of feels like I'm stoned or drunk
did you say something to me?
I forgot what we were talking about
sorry if i was zoning out
I think I need some sleep
I'm in my own little world
it's like I'm watching a movie and I
can't get hurt. Can't tell if I'm inside
looking out or outside looking in
stream of conscious thoughts flow
freely through my mind
entertaining myself to pass the time

turn my mind to an empty page and let
imagination fill the space
circuits in my head engage and take
me to another place
detatched from my sense of where and
when and why and who and what
disengaged from things that occupy my
normal realm of thought.
Insulated from the world that spins outside of me
seperated from the limits of reality.

In the Shit

Smacked In The Head
Rock & Roll Weekend

aahw Fuck, I'm in the shit again
it's been that way since I dont know when
just like a knife I never get dull
I'm on my way to a prison cell
like a train goin' rollin' off the tracks
I take two steps forward, you knock me three back.
Keep on punchin' baby it's no use
I just can't take my life's abuse, yeah

aahw shit, I fucked up again
it's been that way since I don't know when
it doesn't pay to even figure it out
I take a bite and I spit it out
well the big old world spins around
I climb it up and they drag me down
keep on punchin' baby it's no use
I just can't take my life's abuse , yeah

yeah that's life and that's the way it goes
sometimes it rocks and other times it blows
so quit yer cryin', what's it all about
just keep your faith, and keep crankin' it out
baby roll with the tide and get yourself high
one thing's for sure we're all gonna die
chew on rocks, lick the edge
cause once your gone you won't be back, yeah


Animal Instincts
Who The Hell Are They?

They say that we're the intelligent species
but just exactly who the hell are " they " ?
are they the monkeys sitting in the trees
or the dogs and cats laying at our feet
do the birds fly by just to look at us
maybe learn a thing or two
when a snake creeps up on you
is he studying your moves?

Who says we're the intelligent ones?
I think the animals might disagree
they see us going thru our daily ruts
while they lick themselves and sniff
each other's butts
I wanna live a dog's life, spend the
whole day sleeping under the porch
I wanna be stubborn as a mule
I wanna be hung like a horse


" The law of the jungle says that you
can only kill to eat, or to keep from
being eaten. " yeah, Kipling knew
what he was talking about
but we kill each other over money
and religious ideals and many other
stupid reasons.
tell me who's got the better idea ?

I wanna recognize my place in the food chain
blood and guts hanging from my teeth
I wanna be fast as a cheetah
I wanna do it like a rabbit in heat
I aint ever heard any other form of life
say that we were smarter than the animals
nobody says we're the intelligent species
no one, that is, except ourselves.
Smile
Smacked In The Head

Time flying by
watching eyes trying hard to focus
thoughts flashing, sky crashing
down upon the world around me
blind? sighted? undecided
it's a no win situation
sometimes I try to understand life's lessons.
Sometimes it's easier to
turn out the light
close my eyes to the world around me
burn out the night.
Forget about things
that don't concern me

Smile
you can try to make sense of a
fucked up world or just smile
do whatever it takes to make
yourself happy

Blurred vision , indecision
believe what I choose to see
truth wrapped in lies
rapid eye movement
false perceptions
the answer lies before my eyes
it's up to me too see it
I never quite realized
I never payed attention
but if it's true
that understanding breeds acceptance
I'd rather be confused
cluelessness leads to contentment

Smile . . .

Time flying by, watching eyes
trying hard to focus
thoughts flashing, sky crashing
down upon the world around me
blindsided, undecided
it a no win situation
sometimes I try to grab all life can offer
other times I just kick back and
lie in the sand
think about what I'll do tommorow
formulate a plan and try to think of
something that will make me
smile . . .
Impending Doom
Who The Hell Are They?

Watch out,the sky is falling
take cover the water's rising
I keep noticing all these signs
of impending doom
I keep seeing the proof every
night on the evening news
Tidal waves will wash me out to sea
or volcanic ash will bury me
I'll get wiped out by some new
disease or some other odd
global catastrophe
I'll be carried away by ufo s
or an asteroid could smash into
my home
or the universe might just implode .
The whole shithouse is gonna blow

It used to be I could believe
that a nuclear war
would blow us all to kingdom come
now that the ever present fear is gone
I need to find something else
to get scared from

listen up and heed the warning
the writing's on the wall
can't you see a pattern forming
this is your wake up call
I keep hoping that things aint
as bad as they seem to be
but it gets harder to not get scared
by the things I see
everything is gonna get blown to bits
by some inbred, back woods lunatic.
Or some fucked up
fanatical religious prick is
gonna shoot me in the name of
gods politics
or lightning from the sky will strike me dead,
or an anvil might drop on my head,
or I might get hit by a bus instead.
I think I'll just stay in bed.
Echo
The Experiments CD

The sound of your voice
surrounds me
you touched a nerve inside
all other thoughts arreseted
crushed by the weight of
your words
pinned down
lying on the ground

words that echo in my head
constant thoughts repeating
all the things you said

sometimes you talk in riddles
I know, sometimes I do too
instead of communicating
we only get more confused
and though your not here
with me anymore
somehow I can hear you

words that echo in my head
constant thoughts repeating
on and on and on and on and on
and on and on ...
The Bright Sky
The Experiments CD

The bright sky shined down on me
not a cloud in the sky that I could see
life was good and getting better everyday
there was nothing or no one standing
in my way
but the brightness of the skies only
clouded my eyes to the trouble that
laid ahead
oblivious to the world around me
obscured by the bullshit people sold me
should've known that it was too good to
last
now the big dark clouds are rolling in fast

everything I worked for, everything I hoped for
everything I prayed for , everything I slaved for
the life I bought and payed for, things that I've
aspired toward, things that I could reach for
time I could afford to waste is gone

spent my whole life working hard for the
kind of life that would make me proud
now this state of affairs is threatening
everything that mattered the most to me
I can't believe my eyes when I read the
blatent lies that the government tries to
feed me
the ignorant bliss that's all around me
potentially will pull me in and drown me
should have known that there was more
to the story than the rose colored picture
that they painted for me

everything i worked for. . .
the ignorant bliss that's all around me
potentially will pull me in and drown me
should have known that there was more
to the story than the rose colored picture
that they painted for me

everything i worked for. . .